Actually, more like "Noes saw there's now a CSS option to put headers and stuff in the journals (which makes subscriptions even more useless) but Noes does not know CSS" BUT don't spoil my memetic fun.
So yeah, anyone knows what's the code to put a header and footer image? (nothing too fancy eh, just the simplest thing you can find) I'd be truly grateful.

So, yeah. Everything thrown together: still haven't found my cat, exams went pretty well but most likely not well ENOUGH, I made a Baelheit-sim who has the funniest expressions ever but has a top hat instead of a beret because only the top hats came with long hat (DAMMIT. B|), I got a Grievous PEZ distributor in a supermarket near my grandpa's and that makes me ridiculously happy *is a kid* (SRSLY. IT'S THE GODDAMN GRIEVOUS. THEY DIDN'T MAKE ONLY HEROES. THANK YOU PEZ. *puts it next to her old PEZ stormtrooper*), I got the second volume of Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei (aka Epic Series of Win), and I honestly can't wait for the end of the month because ADJKDGKDJGDK TALES OF VESPERIA. Also I still need to install the Twilight Hack on my Wii but I dunno how it works and I fail at computers and mods forever.


Anyway, STOLEN MEME TIME! From dear ol' *CrackedKatana .

RULES:
1.) You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
2.) Tag five people afterward.


ARE YOU:
1.) Perfect?: Lolololololol
2.) Tall?: Not really. Barely average I guess. 1m66. According to a friend('s converter), that's 5.35 inches.
3.) In your pajamas?: ... I usually am but not this time :U
4.) Left handed?: nope. I'M DOOMED TO BE UN-ARTISTIC ALL MY LIFE *baws*

LAST:
1.) Friend you saw: friends at school I guess. BUT NOW SCHOOL IS OVER AGFDJFDHKDGKJFG
2.) Talked to on the phone: probably mum
3.) Person to text you: Liz 8D (... yeah it was a while ago)
4.) Was today better than yesterday or the same as any other day?: batter because I came back from my week-end at my grandpa's and AGHDGDJKDGF INTERNET.

FAVORITES:
1.) Number: 21
2.) Color(s): AUGH SO MANY. I'll say... black, dark green, turquoise, silver, dark blue, gold and dark red *loves dark colours wut* and also a billion others, but... yeah.
3.) Fruit: Mango. And strawberries. ... actually both at the same time are pretty good.
4.) Place: my bedroom

QUESTIONS & ANSWERS:
Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
A: Muttered something along the lines of "mfkflhfghkdontwannamovedoireallyhavetogetup"

Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A: my cat's disappearance. :C

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: ... wait, I don't remember. OH, right. Millenium. Damn good movie BTW, but "+12"? Are you kidding me? (I guess that'd roughly be PG-13 for all of you Americans) That thing is full of torture, rape, incest, homosexual porn, heterosexual porn and even more disturbing stuff. And I'm barely exagerating.
Seriously, I've never been an impressible kid, but if I had seen this when I was 12 I'd have been disturbed.

Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: ... the living room?

Q. Do you smile a lot?
A: Depends of who I'm with.

Q: Do you wish upon stars?
A: Stars almighty, yes. :U

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Not really. But since I tend to attract weirdos we always manage to laugh and have fun. It's one of my paradox: being an unfriedly friendly tard. :U

Q: Where did you sleep last night?
A: My bed at my grandparents'.

Q: When was the last time you cried?
A: Yesterday. Was thinking about my cat. :C

Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?
A: "Shit, next chapter is about Sansa B|".

Q: Rate life as of right now one being bad ten being great?
A: Globally: 8. Life's pretty good, lots of good games coming out, going to see Liz next month... When it comes to school/work/whatever? 3. I just dunno what I'll do next year and I'm stressed like hell.

Q: What do you hear right now?
A: the sound of the RER passing in front of my window.

Q: Does anything hurt right now?
A: my back *lol scoliosis*

Q: What's your favorite month?
A: I dunno... August I guess. Hot weather and holidays and my birthday.

Q: What did you do last night?
A: played the Sims 3, read some Song of Ice and Fire, tried to sleep but failed miserably.

SEVEN EMOTIONS:
1.) Are you missing someone right now: my cat *redundant department of redundancy*
2.) Are you happy?: not especially.
3.) Are you sad?: guess.
4.) Are you bored?: always.
5.) Are you nervous?: always².
6.) Are you tired?: always^3.
7.) Are you angry?: why would I be?

ABOUT YOU:
001.) Real name?: I already said it before I don't feel like typing it again *lazy*
002.) Nicknames? No (internet and real life), Noes (internet), or even Nomnom (friends at school) :U
003.) Eye color?: blueish grey. Or greyish blue. Depends on the weather.
004.) Zodiac sign?: Leo *RAWR*
005.) Male or female?: boyish girl :U
006.) Smart? I guess I am (especially when I see most people around me), but I'm also dumb as fuck sometimes. Depends. :U Also I don't know no "maturity".
007.) Hair color?: dark brown
008.) Tall or short?: I already said "average", don't make me repeat myself B|
009.) Sweats or Jeans?: JEAAAAAANS even though my blue jeans is a wreck LOL good think I have my black jeans.
010.) Phone or Camera?: camera I guess. Although I'd like to have one of those phones with an actual, good camera.
011.) Drink or Smoke?: ... none? Honestly the only alcohol I drink is cider. Cider is good.
012.) Tattoos?: nah.
013.) Righty or lefty?: righty (unless you're talking about political opinions, in which case the French system is a *tiny bit* more complicated than the American one :U)

FIRSTS:
014.) First best friend?: A girl in primary school I lost contact with since :C
015.) First crush?: all my crushes were fictional and weird :U I'm a creeper. But I dunno... maybe Darth Vader. Because Darth Vader is insanely cool even though I wouldn't want him to be my boyfriend. :U
016.) First pet?: my family's old cat. I was a kid when he died so I don't remember him well. At least he had a good, long life and died of old age at 19. Much better than my two last cats who just disappeared at 2 and 6... *heavy sigh*
017.) First big vacation?: dunno, always went for two months to my grandparents' house as far as I can remember.

RIGHT NOW
018.) What are you eating?: tomato salad and melon
019.) Drinking?: ... water
020.) I'm about to: answer to Gooey
021.) Listening to?: just look under the journal in the mood box
022.) Plans for today?: procrastinate, maybe play the sims and draw, talk to people over msn... IDK

HAVE YOU EVER
023.) Drank bubbles?: ... how do you drink bubbles? XD
024.) Lost glasses/contacts?: I don't have glasses <s>even though glasses are sexy.</s>
025.) Ran away from home?: nah, I like it here.
026.) Broken someone's heart?: don't think so.
027.) Been arrested?: LOL WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M A CRIMINAL

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
028.) Miracles?: not really.
029.) Yourself?: LOLOLOLOLOLOL... wait, you were serious?
030.) Heaven?: No. We just die and feed the worms. But more seriously, I like the idea of reincarnation even though I don't actually believe it exists.
031.) Santa Claus?: Lol.
032.) Love?: not the lovey-dovey way.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
033.) Do you like someone?: all those fictional guys I can't have
034.) Do you believe in God?: No. In my mind if he exists he's pretty much the biggest jerk ever anyway.
035.) What's something cool about the person you're thinking about right now?: she's awesome and hyper and DESTINY and I can't wait for next month because it's gonna be epic.

WRITE THE FIRST WORD THAT COMES TO MIND:
Duck? omnomnom
Pillow? bed
Singapore? bootleg
Chocolate? melting in summer
Table? DINNER
Music? power
Fred? George
Marshmallows? Haribo
Rainbow? unicorn
Mary Poppins? umbrella
Taco? nachos
Roses? things in which girls are born according to the people who think kids are stupid
Hannah Montana? poop
Platypus? funny animals
Purple? prose
Fur? SCALYYYYYYYYYYYYY */private joke*
Gingerbread house? too much sugar
Santa? Fanta
Meat? BBQ
Yellow? submarine
Ice cream? melting in summer
Hippie? new age retro hippie/Earthbound
Vegetarian? NO SORRY I LIKE MEAT
Jim Carey? Totes not Franky
Candy cane? Willy Wonka
Photobucket? a bucket of photos
Math? EVIL BEGONE
Fish? mermaids with a fish top and a human bottom
Love? too many things
Hump? LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN
Dr. Pepper? Dr. Salt /wut
Food? rotting
Rock? most useless magnus ever
Myspace? I don't care about your life
Banana? RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANAPHONE!
Fence? do not trespass
Cowboy? YORKIIIIII
Paramore? Lyuvann andf Almarde
Fun? BKO
Penis? Space dentist
Story? something I love but fail at
House? QUICK WILSON, TO THE LUPUSMOBILE
AIM? slow as fuck
Jumping? the shark
Batman? THE GODDAMN BATMAN
Courtroom? I OBJECT TO THE WITNESS' TALKATIVENESS.
20? ROLL THAT DICE BABY
Eating? lost time
Cats? 1) *BAAAAAWWWW*. 2) OMGLOVE
Closet? all my favourite characters are inside
Puerto Rico? Rich harbour
Talk? shut up
Hearts <3? Tales of
Boobs? Lieutenant
Yelling? all the songs I'd like to sing/yell while I listen to them but I can't because LOL APARTMENT AND PEOPLE AROUND
Killer? Verus
Vagina? wut
Teachers? morons
Boy? too young
Girl? too young and lol not the right gender
Porn? science
Splattered paint? Pollock
Hollister? What is that
Hot? NAKED BAELHEIT
ROBERT PATTINSON? CEDRIC DIGGORY NOT THAT DUMBFUCK EDWARD MCSPARKLESHIT CULLEN FUCKING FANGIRLS ARE RETARDED
Stripes? Kalas' funky shirt
Reading? awesomesauce
Abercrombie & Fitch? when I searched there was a picture of a shirtless muscular man and I approve. [link]
Twilight? bad self-insert Sue fanfic that actually got published.

I TAG MALPERCIO, PSYCHOSAGI, ITOSHIKI NOZOMU, NED STARK AND THE BAELHAT.


I'LL BE EATING CANDY OUT OF GRIEVOUS' HEAD NOW.